For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum (:

*watching Air documentary on BBC 4* 

  • Chloe: What is the point in flavoured condoms?
  • Me: Well..they're supposed to make it taste a bit nicer...
  • Chloe: The last time i checked i didn't have taste buds in my vagina

couldn’t even be bothered updating about the bus pass situation, its been far too stressful

thursday i was just so exhausted i came in, got my pyjamas on and curled up in a ball under a blanket on the sofa, despite the fact i was starving. i just didn’t care anymore. but i did get gf fish finger butties out of it so it’s all good on that front (Y)

anyway, arriva say my pass is on its way, but when you use the royal mail track and trace system, or one of them..because for some reason there’s two…on one it says it’s on its way, and on the other the number isn’t recognised as per last week. so mum phoned the track and trace ‘hotline’ whilst i was at my seminar, and they said to give it until saturday, and then get back in touch with arriva ¬_¬ because theyyy have to report it lost, otherwise i won’t get my money back, this is just a complete, unbelievable, farce and a half

click please chaps and chappettes, i want my dragon to hatchhh

well it’s safe to say i’m pretty stressed out today, but it’s fine, everything will be fine in the end…

in the mean time though i’m going to stew about it, stuff myself with bolognaise, make burgers for tomorrow’s tea so i can just whack them in the oven when i get in, make a cake, have a bath, snuggle up and then stew about it some more, then maybe tomorrow i’ll buy myself a nice jumper to make myself feel better, knitwear and cake makes everything better (Y)

side note, everything that is lost in the mail, was dispatched on the 27th September, even dad’s stuff, wtf is happening

guess what arrived this morning


fml ¬_¬

phoned arriva, who said they posted my bus pass on tuesday 27th and that it should really be here by now, but they gave us a royal mail tracking number and said to phone the sorting office. SO, we typed the tracking number into the royal mail website tracking function and it said that no information was available yet, because it may take a few days after they receive it…IT’S BEEN OVER A WEEK! ¬_¬ so mum’s gone to the sorting office down the road to have a rant and see about getting compensation for travel costs for the past week ¬_¬

i want my post >_<