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clever idea #1
y’know they sell mini cereal multipack things
i do seriously think they should sell these but for juice.
because i love juice, i really really love juice, to the point that my dentist actually hates me, but whatever, at least it’s not pure sugar, it’s healthy, what can you do. ANYWAY, there are so many lovely lovely juices that i want to try, but if i bought a big carton and then didn’t like it as much, or liked it but it was a bit sickly so it’s an only on certain occasions kinda drink, then VOILA! juice variety packs are what you need, a different carton of juice for different situations. allowing you to sample many juices, without having to spend lots of money, and wasting valuable fridge space, on hundreds of juice cartons. because i managed to fill an entire row of our fridge with juice once because it was on offer, impressed my family was not. it also means that you can have many types of drink all at once, well not literally all at once, but once you’ve opened one box of juice, you kinda have to finish it before moving on to the next flavour, otherwise you leave the other one for too long and then it goes all manky, therefore smalllllllerrrr boxes, allow you to satisfy many juicy cravings. (Y)
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WHY ARE THESE NOT IN MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW.
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