eating christmas shortbread in may because i’m just that cool
icicleman: thatpunnyguy: what does Batman like to put in his drinks? JUST ICE GET OUT
There are only two fictional characters deserving...
jesuisfarouche: This bitch And this fucker right here
raisha: nightlifemingus: My ideal morning: I wake up, get out of bed, get into another bed that is warmer and softer, and fall asleep basically.
WHEN MY SLICE OF GLUTEN FREE BREAD HAS A GAPING...
glutenfreethings: wheniwentglutenfree: Ha! Then I casually place it back.for later… Do you know how hard it is to make a grilled cheese or tuna sandwich with holes in your bread?!